Zuri:Hi,Mrs.Obama. You worked really hard on this, you should be proud of yourself! (takes magazine quickly). Sgt.Harris:I can't believe you're 10! Give me back my moon! Ravi: I cannot believe that you excluded Mr. Kipling from our family dinner. (Kids laughing) It was the chair! Jessie:I can't afford Nicolas Cage! We only have(checks watch)10 minutes until the bus comes. Star Wars | S1 E9 | Full Episode | JESSIE | Disney Channel Judge: Well, students- You're all a disgrace and the reason this country is 28th in science! (Plays reveille) I won! (runs away). Jessie: I came to tell you how much Emma wants you to be at her science fair. Which I find to be kinda counter-intuitive. Jessie: Hey Ravi. The boy who thinks "school spirit" is the ghost of an old janitor? Now get in,we need to start the scene! See,by staying strong,helping out around the house and supporting your mom from here at home,both you and your grandmother are serving our country just as much as your mom is. Zuri:I'm a 10 year old girl with a mustache. (audience clapping rhythmically(mostly lame)), (Emma points to the applause-o-meter,which is at getting warm), (in one dance routine,Luke holds his bottom and moves backwards), (song ends,crowd cheering(between getting warm and hot)). Coach Penny:(scoffs) Why does everything at this school always have to be about the students? Luke:Jessie,I'm scared! Emma:Well,according to the Applause-O-Meter, our new mascot is Luke! N-n-n-no, no, no this is the part where you- you thank me for being honest with you and caring more about your kids than about my job, resulting in warm hugs all around Man: That only happens in the movies. I lost four kids in two hours- that's gotta be some kind of record! What's the babe squad doing here? Luke:(runs to stage excitedly)Coach Penny! Emma:(as poodle,enters the scene)Hi,hi,hi,hi! Morgan: (To Christina) Wow, that extra is fantastic! I want a producer credit for that! Ravi,is the water effect ready? This is much more fun than playing Duck, Duck, Mongoose! "Jessie was an integral part of our production team during her time at . I can't believe you're here! (Christina and Morgan look at eachother. Emma:Or feel free to sit there slack-jawed. (runs upstairs). Emma:Why don't you hire Nicolas Cage? I'm just going to grow them back myself! Jessie: Wait, dont you wanna ask me anymore questions? I came for a show! I mean,I saw that movie where Lincoln played herself. Austin & Jessie & Ally: All Star New Year/Transcript And we are so incredibly proud of you. (laughs), Jessie: OK, so I thought I was auditioning for a local TV commercial. Jessie:Oh,no! Make me brownies. But with better furniture. Luke:(throws cotton)(feels mask)Is this glue on my face? Lights, Camera, Distraction!/Transcript | Jessie Wiki | Fandom We're gonna play Pin the Stars on the General! Bertram:Your misery is even better in (deep voice)slo-mo! Jessie:Well,if that's the spinach,then what's in the spinach frittata? Jessie:OK,people,we only have 13 hours to get this movie in the can. Show more. Jessie:Why not? That is, except for Preston, and Emma! final coming up. disney jessie transcripts (Scene changes back to penthouse in the TV room). Jessie:Well,at least we're finally alone together,Toby. Keep it down! Disney Pixar Toy Story 2002' Pull String Jessie Talking Doll 13" Hasbro (Mr. Kipling swipes at Jessie's ice cream and it drops to the floor in front of him). Have you guys seen a sparkly,pink ball,with teeth marks? Contents 1 Toy Story 2 2 Toy Story 3 3 Buzz Lightyear of Star Command 3.1 Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins 4 Toy Story Toons 4.1 Hawaiian Vacation 4.2 Small Fry Until then, I like my grilled cheese cut in triangles, and my tutu starched! Zuri:Sure,but take Jessie's. Jessie: (takes the flowers and puts them in a vase)we don't have a date. Only Luke is there), Luke: (knocking on Jessie's door)Hey, babe! ), (Scene changes to in the hallway with the children's and Jessie's bedrooms. Luke:(runs to Jessie)Jessie,I've been thinking. Jessie:(pats Bertram's shoulder)Thanks,Bertram. Jessie: Help! I think the students should pick! Jessie:(gets up)OK,Tony,let's try this again. Christina: Just gettin a read on ya. (Pulls Jessie away from the set), (Scene changes to the school where Emma's science fair is hosted.). Luke: Oh well, ours will be a forbidden love Jessie: Starting now. It's yours, Morgan. The children are laughing.). Jessie:You may not be the most motivated 4th grader,but you're going to make one heck of a lawyer! Jessie: Your closet is like a mall! (Everyone cheers, and Emma jumps up and down). The mask is completely harmless. Ooh,do I have enough glitter? Christina: Emma! Jessie:You know,there is a park across the street! Taylor:You got me a play date with Michelle Obama? Bertram:Uh,Tony just called. Zombie Tea Party 5 5. You are a horrible student! Everyone drop and give me twenty! And it's creepy to refer to yourself in the third person. Were we not compiling a complete list? Yes,we can! You don't wanna wake him up. Morgan: Even if I never work for that studio again. Coach Penny:I am not going to pick you just because you're the only one interested. Jessie:I said,nothing can ruin this perfect moment. Emma:Finally,my stupid brothers come in handy! Tony:I cannot believe we're trapped in this huge teacup! Jessie, I think we both know that's not true. Emma:Oh,and sometimes the sparkle from his smile can get a little blinding. (Screams). Jessie:It's OK. And evil! What this movie needs is some real action,and a new leading man. Jessie Episode Scripts | SS - Springfield! Springfield! Zuri:How 'bout people stop cooking my work? But first,smile! Jessie:No time to unload all this stuff,but if anyone's still hungry,we have instant oatmeal and some bottled water. Tony:Oh,but why didn't you just ask me to play me? Huh, usually works with the dogs back home(sucessfully moves Luke to the couch.). Jessie:Her Grandma told me. Now,put some make-up on your brother. PDF Disney Channel Scripts From Jessie Bing - gitlab.dstv.com Is there going to be some imaginary monster behind the door? Emma:I'm busy! Jessie:(turns back to Emma)Hmm? But I would just make one small change. (pushes mask). Girl Meets Jessie Transcript. Jessie:OK,well,if you're OK with it,I'd love to have you play you. Bertram:(grunts,holds shoulder)You were saying? Taylor:Mrs.Obama,thank you for bringing my mom home for my birthday. Bertram:No way. Addeddate 2019-12-01 06:48:48 Identifier disneychannelarchive-jessie-11-30-2019 Scanner Internet Archive HTML5 Uploader 1.6.4. plus-circle Add . Zuri:And when he eats that,he'll make you another one! Jessie:Oh,you just follow the notes on the screen and play a patriotic song. While she's gone,my grandma's watching me. Ravi is the only one who showed up. Great job, guys. Muggers? ( Andy's 1-year-old sister, Molly, crawls over and picks up Mr. Mrs.Harris:Taylor,why'd you change the channel? Would anyone like to share about their day? s01e11 - Take the A-Train. Zuri:Look,I know you're slammed at the office,but I have a big favor to ask. You want your mom there when you enter double digits. I just have to hit Send within 5 seconds. Tony: Flyin in their dad's helicopter. Where's my leaf project? (Luke takes a caterpillar out of his mouth). Jessie:Well,without the eyebrows,it was hard to tell! I placed the order like 30 times! (walks to the living room)Zuri,you'd better be done,because I've been dealing with missing eyebrows,future babies,and masks held hostage,so I don't need leaf problems on top of that. disney jessie transcripts - scrapcinema.fr Cab drives away. Disney Channel Jessie Audition Script what to expect from auditions for disney channel if you re, list of jessie episodes wikipedia, jessie tv series revolvy, jessie episode scripts ss springfield springfield, disney junior disney channel disney xd tv shows amp movies, truth or dare script jessie fanon wiki fandom powered, It's basically detention with snow cones! Luke:Yeah. Jessie:I wasn't coaching. Nothing says "birthday" like an obstacle course. Zuri:Tourists? Luke:"Uh-oh" what? (puts the head on the costume)OK. Now,go up there and do me proud! (stands up)I'm not going to school,and neither is this stupid mask! Zuri: Don't worry Jessie; just do what I do, blame it on Luke! Jessie: (hits Bertram with magazine) Bertram: Ow! Aladdin and The King of Thieves (1996) Hercules (1997) Pooh's Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin (1997) Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas (1997) The Spirit of Mickey (1998) Beauty and the Beast: Belle's Magical World (1998) Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World (1998) The Lion King II: Simba's Pride (1998) Mulan (1998) Jessie: Well,try harder! Emma:Actually,I'm going to say yes to Michael. You saved me just in time. Toy Story (1995)/Transcript | Eric Thompson Wiki | Fandom Jessie we need to do a roblx Stream! - Walter White (New) TTS My friend is always like, "Why are you asking me this? OK! Something is flushing those toilets. I hate whenever someone like Andy Curtain and Ugg Boots girl think they can make up a lie about Zac and then not respond to me and then Andy has the audacity to not allow me to comment on his posts. I can't even get one guy to call me back! Check it out! Nice velociraptor(Screams, while going through tubes to escape Mr. Kipling) Help! Please don't let anymore of his face be missing! Taylor:I missed you,too. Jessie:I'm making a movie about our relationship,and these guys are auditioning to play you. Taylor:(stands up)And his belt buckle is the snooze button? Jessie:OK,hold it,Dancing With Lizards. Mrs.Harris:Oh,well,Taylor just misses her mother more than usual lately,what with her tenth birthday coming up. Emma:Oh,Jessie,I just thought of a way to make your script better! Tony:Who would have suspected a $15 tux was dry clean only. Jessie:Nonono,it's a stainless steel pull-up bar! It stands for "Pointless Exercise". Bertram:You mean actually go out and gather food myself? Walgreens won't sell abortion pills in 20 Republican-led states - even Jessie:Hey,well it worked,but it says the food won't be here for 25 minutes,so can you please grab us breakfast at the deli? Zuri:Yeah,we know you'll make it if you just keep trying. Jessie: You know what? Ready for our next game,Clean the Latrine? Sgt.Harris:Taylor! Luke makes her uncomfortable. There's nothing I can wear that goes with both those looks! (Zuri and Emma help Jessie from injuries). In fact, that's it! (stands up)Luke,perhaps you will take comfort that some small part of you will finally receive an A! Since when do I bring fake giant animals into the pet house? Practice is at my place. Jessie:Isn't it nice having a family dinner? Jessie: Please tell me those kids are in the wrong apartment! (about to kiss)(cringes). (walks to the elevator), Austin & Jessie & Ally: All Star New Year. Ravi:I know! Jessie:My next film is going to be a mystery about the disappearance of an annoying butler! You may have charisma,but I was born to look goofy in public! Bertram: (sarcastically) Congratulations! Jessie:I know,and they're lovely,it's just that you have a slight flea problem. Austin: Well, now I'm a little nervous. Ravi:(watch beeping)The five minutes are up. I'm gonna be super-sciency! I don't know." Today when my old roommate from. Come on. (introduces Emma). Tony: (helps Jessie stand) Whoa, you must be a really bad tipper! Ravi:(nods)Fine with me! Who's ready for the big pep rally? Considering they don't eat meat, those lentil lovers have a surprising amount of stamina! No,thank you. :) Subscribe via Email. Luke:Me neither! Jessie: Why? Taylor:Yeah,I don't really know this song. Jessie:OK people,we only have 10 hours to finish this film. Jessie:Well,that's just rude! I can't believe I had to do my homework all by myself! Jessie:Sweetie,you got a little rat blood. She only eats rats that are slow-roasted in an heirloom tomato reduction. Jessie: I told you I wouldn't do that anymore after I had to play George Washington in your school's history pageant. How does your grandmother sleep through that? OK,all right,elevator,people! Zuri: Those are my brothers and sister. Jessie: Way too old for you. I am on you like stripes on a tiger! (Elevator door opens, showing Morgan and Christina kissing). Jessie: (While looking through her purse) Wait, my wallet's gone! On the con side,(turns page). Jessie:At least we have 7 hours of peace and quiet before they get back. These ought to ward off the wedgies. Does anyone know anything about a bull delivery? The comet is revealed to be Utility Belt Buzz, who opens his jetpack and flies through the canyons. Jessie:OK,you can be in it if you can tell me just one of your lines. Jessie: (Sarcastically) Oh! There is nothing romantic about being crushed by a train! (Zuri laughs.) Tony:Jessie,I'm really sorry about quitting your movie,and for letting you down. Zuri: Whatever. Ravi:It appears verbal dexterity may be my only chance to win this brotherly mascot donnybrook. (JESSIE knocks on te next door and LADY 2 opens it) ZURI- Mrs. Wiener? Then you might want to prepare for a string of loser boyfriends. That's why my arms look so good in my prom picture. It's adorable. Luke:I borrowed Zuri's marker. JESSIE | Disney Channel - YouTube disney jessie transcripts Jessie:Bertram,we need you to plan a party menu for Taylor's 1st birthday in New York. Luke:Hey,look! Jessie: Here, you try. Ravi: It is New York. (scene starts in the penthouse living room). (stops hugging) And I love you more than O-positive. They miss you. I found an app that takes pictures of two people and created a rendering of what their future kids might look like! Luke:You destroyed my face! That's what we call bathrooms. Kipling.). Anastasia (1997)/Transcript. The judges discuss this. (Ravi starts filming while Luke holds the microphone), (Jessie runs while holding luggage and falls). In India, we just had one kind- melted. Emma: Of course not! (puts her phone down), (Zuri is hula hooping while Jessie repeats what Zuri is doing but fails. Emma:And Ravi,the cheerleaders thought your rap was so good,they want to make you the first ever male cheerleader in Walden history! Right. (Luke,Emma,Ravi and Zuri jump happily and laugh), Bertram:Hey! Jessie:And maybe things don't turn out exactly how you planned. Jessie:Taylor and I know that because we were both raised in the military! Jessie | Disney Wiki | Fandom Ravi:Pretty girls are talking to me! Hit it! (Zuri is on the phone with Michelle Obama). Ravi:On the bright side,the swirly you will undoubtedly receive,will rinse them right off! A Troll in Central Park/Transcript. Zuri: (Laughs) she doesn't know it's a bra! Jessie:Thanks,guys,but this whole thing was a disaster. This was a designer dress! Here you can find all of the pages involving this category! Bertram:And that wasn't even the worst morning this week. Jessie:OK,(grunting to get up)let's try 'er again. Jessie:Why,thank you. It's the first scene in JESSIE vs. the last!Check out more Disney Channel Throwbacks HERE: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiv1IUQDVS. I'm not gonna rick my moneymaker! Luke:What's to know? . Taylor:This was a game? (thinks), (scene changes with guys auditioning in the living room). Jessie:Oh,well,someone was bound to do it. Emma:We just got text reminders! Maybe a potato peeling race isn't a game for civilians. (pats Luke). Last one there is the base of the pyramid! The pharmacy chain assured 20 GOP attorneys it will hold off on dispensing pills Jessie:Whoa,that is a giant pro! Jessie Again!/Trailer transcripts K Kermit's 50th Anniversary (2005 Trailer) L Lady and the Tramp (1998 VHS Trailers) Lady and the Tramp (2006 50th Anniversary Edition DVD Trailers) Lady and the Tramp 2: Scamp's Adventure (Trailers) Lilo & Stitch (Soundtrack Promo) M Mickey and the roadster racers 2 the power of two/Trailer transcripts Jessie:No,I meant I know how I'm going to finish my movie! Emma:Yeah,who do you think zips him into his costume? Star Wars 10. (Stops at the stairs) And to think, you coulda had all this! Sonic spin dashes ahead, leaps into the air and slams into several parademons in the sky, then grabs one and throw it into another as he lands back on the ground. I am sick and tired of this! (chuckles). Tony:Then help you up,like when we first met. Michelle:Oh,it was my pleasure. I'm making it! Taylor:Oh,she'll sleep through anything. I have to make you look 2 years younger! (Pokes Zuri's nose), (A scream is heard. The Secret Life of Mr. Kipling | Disney Wiki | Fandom Except for once in third grade, you went to the bathroom without a hall pass Jessie: If you tasted the cafeteria food, you'd completely understand armadillo does not go down easy. Free shipping for many products! Whatever it is,I can fix it. Toy Story 2 (1999) - Animation Screencaps Jessie:I know,that's why Bertram's taking you to the park! Ravi:Oh,heavens,he is headless! Any suggestions? (With Ravi) Yes! Text to Speech from Walter White (New) TTS Computer Voice. Zuri:Hey,my teacher can't prove what we do or do not grow on our private island!(laughs). Remember out trip to the Pittsburgh Powertool Festival? Disney | Transcripts Fanon Wiki | Fandom Don't you have other things to do? demonstrates that even against massive opposing forces, one stronger force can keep everything together. So! The door closes behind her.). Jessie:How did you get expelled already? That's it! (continues walking to the kitchen), Bertram:Everything you shot! Michelle:Oh,I'm so sorry Zuri,but I'm gonna have to call you back. Emma:Jessie,I don't know what to do! Sort of. Luke:He is real! I want to try out to be the Walden Mascot! (Cab driver pulls over to The Fairfield, and Jessie slams into the partition), (Jessie is kicked out of the cab and grunts, while Zuri and Tony watch). (Mrs.Harris is about to leave,but Jessie stops her.). Luke: But I instructed Bertram to make us boeuf bourguignon!with extra boeuf! (Jessie opens the front doors of the building) Oh, they're out there, somewhere! Why isn't it coming off? I just miss my mom so much that I haven't been in much of a party mood. Bertram:You're going to quit showbiz and move back to Texas? (dumps out spinach)Wait,these aren't my leaves! (Continues fumbling through purse) Someone must have stolen it(Laughs weakly) I don't suppose I can pay you in lip gloss and breath mints? Jessie: That's what you said about your volcano project! Jessie (TV Series 2011-2015) - Full Cast & Crew - IMDb Zuri: Bye, nanny! June 30, 2022 . (hugs the cheerleaders). You're so 1-dimensional! A composite of Jessie merchandise created with the images from this site: . (shows new eyebrows)I fixed my eyebrows! Tony:No,I'm talking to you,Jessie. Coach Penny:(blows whistle) These two mascot wanna-bees. My dad taught me! Jessie:I'm exhausted,but I'm (finishes typing) done! (scene ends,advertisement break for TV viewers). Jessie:Uh,could you try to panic from the neck down? Emma:Good idea! Michelle:(laughs)Well,let me see what I can do. So is your mom stationed in New York now? (takes picture with phone)(chuckles). New York, New Nanny/Transcript | Jessie Wiki | Fandom Im Tony. Jessie:You'll get through this. Please only add pages that pertain to this category. (rubs skin). "Jessie" aired on Disney Channel from 2011 to 2015. Now,get into position and no more biting! Bertram: If she doesnt poop on the floor, its fine with me. I want her to be our new nanny. Ravi:Luke,please do not break the mask! Jessie:You know,I was my school's mascot! Luke:Awwhe's smiling. Emma: (to Jessie) Zuri has imaginary friends. gemini and scorpio parents gabi wilson net worth 2021. disney jessie transcripts. Atlantis: The Lost Empire/Script (first draft) Atlantis: The Lost Empire/Transcript. Emma,you're the School Spirit Coordinator! The show followed Jessie, played by Debbie Ryan, as she moved from a small town to New York City. One Day Wonders 6. (Turns and yells) Luke! Christina flips her hair). I've still have my lederhosen! Ravi:P.E. Oh,no! Ally: I can't believe a billion people are going to be watching you! Zuri:Who needs to know geography in the Wild East? OK,now I hear it! Join Backstage to access jobs you can apply to right now! (sighs)I guess I'll just have to go out with the super-hunk instead. (chuckles), (story starts in a car when Luke is driving). Do it! Every day,it's the same thing with her! This is high school! You,Luke, or this Donny Brook guy! 12. The winner is Luke! Why does everything happen to me? Jessie:Luke,don't! (Hits the tentacle, it falls). You are what we in the plaster business call "mold gold". Except this:Hey,Grandma,look! Bertram,that gives me a great idea! Transcripts - Forever Dreaming - Index page Ravi:It is parent-teacher conference day! Jessie: Alright, someone needs some alone time (Cab driver takes a violent turn and Jessie is jerked around in the backseat). How did you wake up on the base every morning? (laughs,walks away). 4 Seasons Disney Channel Family, Comedy TVG Watchlist Where to Watch A Texas teenager moves to New York City and becomes a nanny for a couple with four children. Zuri:Uh,kneel down. (Laughs again). (throws rope,crashes) Sorry,Zeus! Besides,the latrines in this place are already ship-shape. Jessie:Not so easy with a 40-pound shell on your back,pal! Is this real enough for you? (Tries to take it from Luke) Luke: No way! Jessie:Oh,Toby,I love it when you howl with passion. Emma:Look! Ravi:Oh,yeah? Jessie:Emma,(knocks on the door)you'd better be dressed! Release! (continues laughing). (Hip-hop music plays,Ravi goes on the stage), (Ravi dancing,Jessie coaches,Coach Penny paying attention), (Coach Penny realizes that Jessie is coaching). Oh! Did she say anything before she left? Jessie:OK,even if I wanted to do that,which I don't,where would I find a werewolf costume on such short notice? Bertram:Sure,anything for her! I never thought I'd say this to a kid,butwould you like to stay for dinner? You're in trouble! Jessie:So even though I set out to shoot a movie about romance, (Luke throws football to Zuri while Jessie holds her,Zuri catches,Jessie,Luke,Emma,and Bertram applaud and cheer).