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There was a lewd whore from Nantucket who intended to pee in a bucket; but being a man she missed the damn can and her rattled johns fled, crying: "Fuck it!" Variation on a classic limerick by Michael R. Burch Here's another bawdy Nantucket limerick, author unknown: There once was a man from Nantucket Whose schlong was so long he could sucket I have no abilities like this, but I am so happy to read your work. Nell Rose (author) from England on September 19, 2010: Hi, Sligo, thanks for reading it, I thought you might appreciate this one! as I didn't want to shock the more delicate sensibilities of some of the more refined readers! There once was a man from Bel Air Who was doing his wife on the stair But the banister broke So he doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air. With the help of her hound. I love a good limerick and in particular those of Lear which I think were very clever. Who thought hed at last found a tight un. "There once was a man from Nantucket," Cruz tweeted, linking to a story about Biden's plan to spend Thanksgiving on Nantucket, a tiny island off the coast of Massachusetts. I really enjoyed your hub, thank you for sharing. Nell Rose (author) from England on October 28, 2011: Bella DonnaDonna from New Orleans, LA on October 28, 2011: Nell Rose (author) from England on October 20, 2011: Nell Rose (author) from England on October 18, 2011: Cresentmoon2007 from Caledonia, MI on October 18, 2011: Nell Rose (author) from England on September 28, 2011: Hi, Shaisty, lol Brilliant! A blue jay! he cried. Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top
There once was a man from Madras Whose balls - Freebsd Limericks: 369 - 378 And as for the bucket Nantucket. Nell Rose (author) from England on September 01, 2011: Hi, suzette, thanks! Thanks to those who have contributed theirs, more are always welcome a they are very good. Crystal Tatum from Georgia on March 17, 2014: These are a lot of fun! Far be it for royalty such as myself to reject a challenge!
Dirty Limericks | Best Jokes and Puns Thanks for that Nell. Continue with Recommended Cookies. But his daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man . For more feathery plays on words, try some of these bird puns that will quack you up.
Around the World in 80 Limericks - Butler University This is a naughty one.They write limericks for kids, but real limericks always get you in trouble if your mom overhears you saying them. It must have taken pluck,
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But think of the money he saved! Mohan Kumar from UK on December 22, 2010: Thanks for the laughs. Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window), Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window), Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window), Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window). Nell Rose (author) from England on November 18, 2010: Hi, Doug, thanks for reading it, I love Limericks too, I was going to add a lot more, but couldn't find any innocent ones! Chicago Tribune When they clanged together, They played "Stormy Weather", And lightning shot out of his ass. But as for the bucket, Pawtucket. Knock Knock
Who's there! There was once a young girl who said: Why / Cant I look in my ear with my eye? And as for the bucket, Nantucket! His nuts were made out of brass, she said with a grin, wipe that cum from your chin. About the mysterious loss of a bucket, Did you know Lear was also a brilliant artist? lol glad you liked it, I was just in a funny mood! (A) Da da dum da da dum da da dum and see Mhatter99 too. Uh Uumm! And practically useless on dates. Stole the money and ran,
How does the limerick "There was an old man of Nantucket " conclude? Exchange, Of this story we hear from Nantucket,
The Best Donald Trump Limericks - The HyperTexts I penned this short verse, and with luck it Who went with a girl in a hedge, ha ha. There was a young fellow named Bob. Ahem. / He set out one day / In a relative way / And returned on the previous night. There was a Young Man from Kent LOL LOL hahahaha these limericks are priceless. There was a young girl named Sapphire Who succumbed to her lover's desire. There once was a man from Madras, Whose balls were made out of brass. And said Jewels, Dad, tell me where you stuck it. Chris Whitehead of West Sussex, UK, There once was a man from Nantucket Since most sayings are explicit, they may also classify themselves as misogynistic. if you are not a conventional poet then maybe you write limericks instead! You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across. Nantucket is in fact a real place, based in Massachusetts, USA. When he sells, all that cash hell just truck it!
Today's blog: Build an API from a CSV file in 4 minutes And sparks fly out of his ass! As they fled from the state, The exact origin of this limerick remains unknown. There once was a man From Nantucket who was not In a limerick. He utterly lacked, And, as for the bucket, Nantucket. He tried to ID em Anyway, off we go, and if anybody has got any good ones, please feel free to add them at the bottom. So he doubled his stroke Hed both seen and heard; Ill have nothing but love left to give. So she pulled up her dress and said f*uck it! Who danced the fandango on skates. Patrick McKeon, Princeton, NJ, Pa said, Nan, about the bucket: It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her, But Little Boy Blue and his horn. Voted up. a feminine fart, It's a story of a blessed man and his carefree attitude to life. Today is all about word play and rhymesto celebrate the birthday of English artist and writer Edward Lear. / Not until its been baked, boiled, or fried. Advised the two people to chuck it lol!
Twitter Trolls Ted Cruz for Naughty Limerick Directed at Biden - Newsweek The Best Limericks of All Time: Examples, Definition, History, Ogden Who wiped her butt with brown paper, In search of the infamous bucket. The cash and the bucket, Pawtucket. Joshua Zubricki, Gloucester, MA, Nan took the cash to Nantasket I am glad you liked it! Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, Her clothes all tattered and torn.
There once was a man from Nantucket - YouTube There once was a girl named Irene / Who lived on distilled kerosene / But she started absorbing / A new hydrocarbon / And since then has never benzene. Just take this here oyster and shuck it I'll try to add one here but it is quite rude so I will edit out one of the words. Or is that the "official" continuation of it? *sighs* Not even a bar-room poet. I had to hit all your buttons because they are "all that". ha ha thanks again nell. ----- There once was a . A girl goes to her doctor and says "Doctor Doctor, I have a Y on my beast"
Mohan Kumar from UK on September 17, 2012: So many chuckles in these witty little ditties, Nell Rose. / You never can tell till you try., A tutor who tooted a flute / Tried to teach two young tooters to toot. full of cash on Nantucket? There once was a man from Nantucket / Who kept all his cash in a bucket / His daughter, named Nan / Ran away with a man / And as for the bucket, Nantucket. :-) They are so fun to read, but also fun to write. I really enjoyed the one about Sally! If youre looking for more tongue twisters, we have some of the hardest ones in the English language. Nell Rose (author) from England on September 17, 2012: Hi Mohan, thanks for reading them, my witty little ditties!
Ted Cruz's Dirty Limerick About Biden Turns Him Into A Twitter There once was a man from Nantucket, Who kept all of his cash in a bucket, But his daughter named Nan, Ran away with a man, And as for the bucket Nan took it! Sharon Graves, El Dorado, AR, That bucket was soon found in Juneau, Nell Rose (author) from England on November 24, 2010: Hi, saleheen, I am so glad you found it amusing, it is good when you can have a laugh, especially if you are feeling down, thanks so much nell. As you are so well behaved and such genteel ladees and gentlemen, I suggest that you read them with one eye closed, and that way it won't be as shocking to your delicate systems! lol, love it! Your email address will not be published. The tweet is. You certainly know how to put the words together to make witty tales! As you probably think These pig puns will surely make you snort! There was a dear lady of Eden, / Who on apples was quite fond of feedin; / She gave one to Adam, / Who said, Thank you, Madam, / And then both skedaddled from Eden. Some believe that limericks were originally made to be naughty. An example of data being processed may be a unique identifier stored in a cookie. Nell Rose (author) from England on February 17, 2017: LOL! There once was a man from Nantucket, Who kept all of his cash in a bucket, But his daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man, And as for the bucket, Nantucket. Another great hub, my dear! There once was a man from Nantucket, There was a young man from Savannah Who met his end in a curious manner He whittled a hole In a telephone pole And electrified his banana There was a young girl from Madras Who had a most beautiful ass Not rounded and pink As you probably think But Grey with long ears, and ate grass Anonymous A young engineer name of Paul As an Amazon Associate this website may earn from qualifying purchases. Premium Powerups Explore Gaming. Who went for a ride in a rocket Kevin Foley , Vienna, Austria, A birdwatching Brit. There once was a woman from Arden We and our partners use data for Personalised ads and content, ad and content measurement, audience insights and product development. There once was a girl named Lilly who often liked to be silly she put a spoon upon her nose then she wrote a bit o' prose and called it mexican chilly ! Whose cock was so long he could suck it Nell Rose (author) from England on August 25, 2012: Hi rcrumple, yes I do look good in leather! Besides Iowa, read up on the funniest jokes about all 50 states. I need a front door for my hall, He was froze from his sole to his hock. Read up on even more bad jokes youll just have to laugh at. -2 super_ag 7 yr. ago This violates the rules of a limerick where the last line has to rhyme with the first two. There once was a man from Nantucket . There was a young lady whose chin / Resembled the point of a pin / So she had it made sharp / And purchased a harp / And played several tunes with her chin. Youll use the phrase in public, typically in an X-rated format, to tell someone that you dont care about what they are saying or a task you are doing. The protagonist in the obscene versions is typically portrayed as well-endowed and hypersexualized. / Til the bath salts one day, / in the tub where she lay, / turned out to be Plaster of Paris. Cash flows through my bucket, a sieve. 91 Rush Elkins Retired Rocket Scientist Author has 1.2K answers and 873.2K answer views Updated 3 y Related What's the best mathematical limerick you've ever heard? I of course, know that you will be very sensible and just add sweet little poems! Your email address will not be published. Math not your thing? Here is a small collection of some of the most popular funny limericks: There once was a man called Reg, Nell Rose (author) from England on May 02, 2011: Hi, vietnamvet, thanks so much, glad you liked them, cheers nell. Whether this is true or not, they have certainly been vulgarised today. But his daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man And as for the bucket, Nantucket!